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Fuck Me (Please)
You’ve teased me for long enough. Let’s fuck. Download all my audios here.

I used to listen to him a lot before ! He sounds so sexy !!!

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fun fact: Chris Pratt frequently ate at a restaurant owned by the same people who own the restaurant I work at when he was filming Guardians in England, and he’s fucking fascinated by our chocolate martinis.

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


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Things people with Social Anxiety do



•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

oh would you look at that, this is me

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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian)

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Write drunk, edit sober.
Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)

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